4 wheels!! 2 eyes!!

I was exuberant about driving a car but very soon I changed my mind! I enjoy the ride looking around and pulling my brother's leg in the driver's seat....later when we swap our positions the real fun starts not for me but the others.. One has two eyes but a hazaar things to be cautious about..three mirrors, the road, the passers by , the traffic police taking shade under some tree,blah blah!! never been to a driving school though.. steadiness is all that matters!! The imprudence with which I handle the steering brings the others in the car to their nerves yet I somehow derive a sadistic pleasure in doing so n watching it..Any person who can drive on Indian roads and this heavy traffic..each following their own set of rules..can do pretty well in grand prix :P!! Shucks!! look at the cattle, the pedestrians, cyclists and what not..everyone under the sun fights for their space and is out there to dash the road ..To extrapolate things no matter how careful you are, you are destined to hit atleast once in a day...I wonder that would be a reason for my perspiration rates to go up when I steer..I would be a lunatic if I just kept waiting like a good citizen, smiling sweetly and making way for the others..which I tried once but got a "what the heck!!!" kinda look !! It is said that our life sometimes takes on bumpy ride...i gotta chance to actually experience it while I was driving on paths filled with pot holes and none caring a damn to inter them for years!!..My vote now would go for the two wheels which is so easily manageable and peaceful...Filled with so much excitement, anxiety and fear..I bet its so hard to go out there and drive ..the funny thing is we get to greet people and get to know more folks each time u run into a accident...it can turn out to be an unpleasant meeting though..i guess a lil wit and a lil road sense can keep me going!! Awaiting for my next hit (and may be run this time)!!!! ofcourse I would not be claiming the life of any person or animal.. :) !!